I am NOT a morning person. I have alarms set for 5:30, 5:45, and 6:00 am. They overlap each other and play every five minutes. I still don’t get out of bed until 6:10 am most days. I try to switch up my alarms, but they are currently meant to send me a message. 5:30… Continue reading Forget Adulting. Today I Don’t Even Want To Human.